E-Mail Of The Day

Names changed to protect the innocent:

Dear Mr. Myerson.

Just a quick note to inform you that I can no longer offer you a free entry in the XXX Grand Prix.  The event is very expensive to put on (2 officials, 1 pacer, 8 volunteer marshals, free ferry...ahem...I mean ferry).

In order for this unique race to continue (let's face it can you name another flat 1.4 mile, 3 corner course) I must raise the entry fee to $405 per rider ($5 of which is donated to the "Make Hairnets Legal Again Fund").  I know that some riders may find a $400 entry fee to race 1 hour a bit steep but time will tell how the racers feel about the increase.

Thanks again for your support!

XXX XXX
Race Director
XXX Grand Prix

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