Get. Out.

This is almost worth driving from Portland for:

Angry Samoans tonight //Club Hell, Providence, RI

so it goes like this: $10 cover, all ages, doors 7pm 

Club Hell (73 Richmond St, Providence, RI)

The Angry Samoans

Dirty Tactics

Brunt of it @ 7:45pm

Seriously, if you're within an hour or two of Providence and don't go to this show, you should just retire now. Whatever it is you do, retire, because it's over.